Welcome to petnames, the silly web page that generates a name for your pet.
This page is written using glitch and is entirely static so that glitch does not spin it down. Thank you glitch for your awesome service.
Your petname is:
There is another version available at http://petnames-app.glitch.me/ which uses a node server to generate a name. It is fun because it sticks the name in the html title element and so IRC bots will often display the generated name.